Saturday, April 30, 2011
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Gawker — Gossip from Manhattan and the Beltway to Hollywood and the Valley
The rich don't think they're rich because they're ungrateful bastards. The middle class think they're rich because they're dumb bastards. And when you set them straight, they just grasp for more, the greedy bastards.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Raccoon Valley Bluegrass Festival
Waaaaahhh. I wanna go :(
10th Annual
Raccoon Valley Bluegrass Festival
Saturday, October 2rd, 2010
Gawker — Gossip from Manhattan and the Beltway to Hollywood and the Valley
I wanna hear it!
I heard the crazy countess singing in an episode once. She was so off pitch I wanted to shrivel up and die.
http://m.gawker.com/5794521/simon-van-kempen-releases-the-worst-real-housewives-single-yet
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Fwd: Thank you
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From: stella <ffyy04@me.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 19, 2011 at 4:40 AM
Subject: Thank you
To:
From: stella <ffyy04@me.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 19, 2011 at 4:40 AM
Subject: Thank you
To:
Monday, April 18, 2011
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Saturday, April 16, 2011
These Hyraxes Are Plotting Something... - ZooBorns
Hyrax! I've never heard of hyraxes. They look so... uncomfortable.
Why Are So Many People Dancing in Apple Stores?
Love the first girl.. the blond in a khaki jacket and stripey shirt and jeans!
Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
chickenscr-wl@gmail.com recommends Country Music Star's Cousin Abducted in Apparent Home Invasion
chickenscr-wl@gmail.com has shared an article with you.
Her last name is AWESOMe.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/14/cousin-of-country-music-star-whitney-duncan-abducted-in-apparent/?a_dgi=aolshare_email
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011
The Shameless
There's a new reality tv show called 'THE SHAMLESS' ...or so the ad on a passing bus yells.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
(13) #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement - Twitter Search
(13) #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement - Twitter Search
tsezuu RT @StephenAtHome: Jon Kyl is the only person who can sneeze with his penis. He calls it a "sneenis."
If this doesn't make any sense, read this: http://gawker.com/#!5791496/stephen-colbert-gives-jon-kyl-a-taste-of-his-own-medicine
Monday, April 11, 2011
Red carpet regular Phoebe Price threatens to sue Chanel! Seriously? - Pop2it - Zap2it
Omg what is she wearing?
And is that... her face?
Red carpet regular Phoebe Price threatens to sue Chanel! Seriously? - Pop2it - Zap2it
And is that... her face?
Red carpet regular Phoebe Price threatens to sue Chanel! Seriously? - Pop2it - Zap2it
YouTube - Damien Rice "Cheers Darlin"
Things that I find attractive in a guy:
Mournful, check.
Disheveled, check.
Broken, check.
Drunk, check.
Probably using something else as well, check.
Aren't you so glad I'm with Edwin instead?
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Blind pooch comes with own guide dog | Albuquerque, N.M. | KRQE News 13
This is how you must lead me around when I go to visit.
http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/health/blind-pooch-comes-with-own-guide-dog
Fwd: Community Message: Suspect Arrested For Multiple Counts of Indecent Exposure in La Puente and Valinda Area
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: LASD - Headquarters Newsroom (SHB), Los Angeles County Sheriff <lasd----headquarters-newsroom-shb-los-angeles-county-sheriff@emails.nixle.com>
Date: 8 April 2011 17:55
Subject: Community Message: Suspect Arrested For Multiple Counts of Indecent Exposure in La Puente and Valinda Area
To: c-----@gmail.com
The suspect arrested is Jesse Martin Aragon MH/03-28-89 Bk # 2699431, a local resident of Valinda.
The cases are similar in that the suspect was usually seen inside a white SUV type vehicle with his penis exposed and masturbating as he drove alongside the victims. The victims were both school aged children and adults. All the victims were able to identify the suspect during follow up investigations.
The cases were presented to the El Monte District Attorney's Office who filed six misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure and one misdemeanor count of sexual battery.
Any inquiries, or additional victim information, can be directed to Detective Brendan Caslin or Lieutenant John McBride at (626) 330-3322.
Partner to prevent or report crime by contacting your local Sheriff's station. Or if you wish to remain Anonymous, call "LA Crime Stoppers" by dialing 800-222-TIPS (8477), texting the letters TIPLA plus your tip to CRIMES (274637), or using the website http://lacrimestoppers.org
Sheriff's Headquarters Bureau
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department
(323) 267-4800
www.lasd.org
Leroy D. Baca, Sheriff
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From: LASD - Headquarters Newsroom (SHB), Los Angeles County Sheriff <lasd----headquarters-newsroom-shb-los-angeles-county-sheriff@emails.nixle.com>
Date: 8 April 2011 17:55
Subject: Community Message: Suspect Arrested For Multiple Counts of Indecent Exposure in La Puente and Valinda Area
To: c-----@gmail.com
Hi C-----,
Community Message has been issued by the LASD - Headquarters Newsroom (SHB), Los Angeles County Sheriff.
Friday April 8, 2011 5:54 PM PDT
Suspect Arrested For Multiple Counts of Indecent Exposure in La Puente and Valinda Area
Industry Sheriff's Station has a suspect in custody on several cases of indecent exposure and sexual battery. The cases date back to January 2011, but recent activity has led to the identification and arrest of the suspect.The suspect arrested is Jesse Martin Aragon MH/03-28-89 Bk # 2699431, a local resident of Valinda.
The cases are similar in that the suspect was usually seen inside a white SUV type vehicle with his penis exposed and masturbating as he drove alongside the victims. The victims were both school aged children and adults. All the victims were able to identify the suspect during follow up investigations.
The cases were presented to the El Monte District Attorney's Office who filed six misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure and one misdemeanor count of sexual battery.
Any inquiries, or additional victim information, can be directed to Detective Brendan Caslin or Lieutenant John McBride at (626) 330-3322.
Partner to prevent or report crime by contacting your local Sheriff's station. Or if you wish to remain Anonymous, call "LA Crime Stoppers" by dialing 800-222-TIPS (8477), texting the letters TIPLA plus your tip to CRIMES (274637), or using the website http://lacrimestoppers.org
Sheriff's Headquarters Bureau
Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department
(323) 267-4800
www.lasd.org
Leroy D. Baca, Sheriff
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Saturday, April 9, 2011
Discarded
Gary: Landlord of the Flies
Gary: Landlord of the Flies:
"Overview
I am making this site to chronicle the craziest living situation I have ever taken part in. In the month that I subletted a room in this house in St. Charles (a suburb of Chicago), the police have come 5 times, my landlord has been handcuffed twice, and one roommate has been hospitalized. The focus is on my crazy landlord, Gary. Gary is a 63 year old, currently unemployed, overweight, homeowner who enjoys a frequent alcoholic beverage and cigarette. I believe he had bought this house with the intention of selling it for a quick profit. This did not work out, and last I’ve heard the house is going under foreclosure in September.
You can send me your thoughts on Gary at: StrangerThanEviction@gmail.com"
I am making this site to chronicle the craziest living situation I have ever taken part in. In the month that I subletted a room in this house in St. Charles (a suburb of Chicago), the police have come 5 times, my landlord has been handcuffed twice, and one roommate has been hospitalized. The focus is on my crazy landlord, Gary. Gary is a 63 year old, currently unemployed, overweight, homeowner who enjoys a frequent alcoholic beverage and cigarette. I believe he had bought this house with the intention of selling it for a quick profit. This did not work out, and last I’ve heard the house is going under foreclosure in September.
You can send me your thoughts on Gary at: StrangerThanEviction@gmail.com"
Fw:
-----Original Message-----
From: "Thomas Müller" <Thomas.Mueller@ruhr-uni-bochum.de>
Date: 9 Apr 2011 16:45:30
Reply-To: mr.omarhasan000@hotmail.com
Cc: <recipientlistnotshown>
Subject:
Dear Beloved,
As you read this, I dont want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe
everyone will die someday. My name is Omar Hasan a merchant in Dubai, in
the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all
forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months
to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my
life so well, as I never really cared or anyone (not even myself) but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only
thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is
more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would
live my life a different way from how I have lived it.
Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few
close friends. I want Allah to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I
have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be
one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money
to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that
my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I
once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute
the money which I have there to charity Organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan , they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not
trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left
for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of
Thirty Five million dollars $35,000,000,00 that I have with a financial
Security Firm abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and
dispatched it to charity organizations. I have set aside 30% for your time
and service. Please reply me with honesty as soon as you receive this
mail.
God be with you.
Omar Hasan.
From: "Thomas Müller" <Thomas.Mueller@ruhr-uni-bochum.de>
Date: 9 Apr 2011 16:45:30
Reply-To: mr.omarhasan000@hotmail.com
Cc: <recipientlistnotshown>
Subject:
Dear Beloved,
As you read this, I dont want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe
everyone will die someday. My name is Omar Hasan a merchant in Dubai, in
the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all
forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months
to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my
life so well, as I never really cared or anyone (not even myself) but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only
thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is
more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would
live my life a different way from how I have lived it.
Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few
close friends. I want Allah to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I
have decided to give also to charity organizations, as I want this to be
one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money
to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that
my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I
once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute
the money which I have there to charity Organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan , they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not
trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left
for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of
Thirty Five million dollars $35,000,000,00 that I have with a financial
Security Firm abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and
dispatched it to charity organizations. I have set aside 30% for your time
and service. Please reply me with honesty as soon as you receive this
mail.
God be with you.
Omar Hasan.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Fwd: Read this before Apple unveils the iPhone 5
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From: The Motley Fool <Fool@foolsubs.com>
Date: 29 March 2011 09:08
Subject: Read this before Apple unveils the iPhone 5
To: chickenscrawl@gmail.com
From: The Motley Fool <Fool@foolsubs.com>
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Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Gawker — Gossip from Manhattan and the Beltway to Hollywood and the Valley
Still on the baby insanity... Check out the comments!
E.g.
farewelltypewriter 03:36 PM
I am cursed to work in a Midtown law firm's trust & estates department. I was discussing a trust for yet-to-be-born twins with their parents and asked if they had selected names for their daughters. Of course they had. Pairis and Londtwin. I said, "Excuse me?" and pondered an appointment with an ear, nose and throat specialist. I could not have heard that correctly. In the grand tradition of those who offer far too much information, the parents proceeded to explain that they weren't sure if they were conceived in London or Paris and wanted to give them names to indicate they were twins (because, apparently, having a sibling the exact same age isn't enough). I also work with a client who adopted two children from China and re-named them Sasha and Malia.
http://m.gawker.com//5789125/the-parents-on-pregnant-in-heels-are-the-worst-on-television
Fw: What's next for the Next Big Jewish Idea?
From: "Scott Minkow, The Jewish Federation" <NextBigJewishIdea@JewishLA.org>
Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2011 16:19:15 +0000
To: <dana.chengyee.tong@gmail.com>
Subject: What's next for the Next Big Jewish Idea?
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