Trashy Quotes

  • Who's gonna fix this? Santa?
  • The hip bone is connected to the thigh bone...
  • 'That's not a word.' 'It came out of my mouth, didn't it?'
  • Go back into the cabinet that you came from.
To be continued!
  • From the Downtown Grill & Bar menu: It's sushi grade tuna, although we ran out of chopsticks so it's not rolled sushi style.
  • I'm not a hooker--I'm a therapist.
  • Put your big girl panties on!
  • People don't know what they want. I know what they want.
  • The prayer's starting to kick in...