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From: "Office of International Services" <oisnews@usc.edu>
Date: Sep 27, 2011 3:46 PM
Subject: International Update
To:

OIS NEWS & EVENTS 1.  OPT Applications for Fall 2011 Graduates 2.  Making Relationships in the U.S. 3.  Help OIS at Passport Verification! NEWS & EVENTS AROUND CAMPUS 1.  The Margaret McNamara Memorial Fund® 2.  USC Day at the LA County Fair 3.  Apply to be the VOICE of USC! 4.  Join CaribbeanSC or AfricaSC! 5.  LGBT Peer Mentoring Program                         OIS NEWS & EVENTS   1.  OPT Applications for Fall 2011 Graduates Fall Graduates:  OIS is now taking OPT applications for Fall 2011 graduates! All OPT applicants must complete the OPT Online Workshop to learn more about OPT and to access the application forms. Students must complete this workshop PRIOR to submitting OPT request to OIS. Important reminders about OPT: Job offer is not required to apply Processing time is about 3 months OIS recommends graduates to apply for OPT as soon as you can, since there is no guaranteed expedite process!   2. Living in the U.S. Series: Making Relationships in the U.S. THIS Friday, Sept. 30 • 12 noon – 1 pm • Leavey Library Auditorium How do I make American friends? What is it like being an employee in the U.S. workplace? What does it mean to date here in the U.S.? Relationships are key considerations for everyone but it is often difficult to understand how they work in a different culture. We will cover both understanding how Americans "do" relationships but also provide you with practical tips for successful relationship-building.  Please RSVP (register if you want to attend) for any Living in the U.S. session by emailing rebeccjp@usc.edu. Next session: • Stress Management    Tuesday, October 11 @ 12:00 - 1:00 PM, Lyon Center Conference Room   3. Help OIS at Passport Verification! Would you like to help new students at Passport Verification (PPV)?  If so, OIS is looking for current students who would like to work during January 3 - 6, 2012.  Training will be provided.  Please email Esther Lee at esthercl@usc.edu if you are interested.   NEWS & EVENTS AROUND CAMPUS 1.  The Margaret McNamara Memorial Fund® A grant opportunity for women from developing countries. Since 1981 the Margaret McNamara Memorial Fund (MMMF), a 501(c)(3), not-for-profit, public charity, has awarded scholarships to outstanding women from developing countries, who are completing degrees at US/Canadian universities and are committed to improving the wellbeing of women and children in developing countries. Individual MMMF Scholarships are between $12,000-$15,000 and must be used during the 2012-2013 academic year.  The MMMF administers the program with support from volunteers affiliated with the World Bank and the World Bank Family Network (WBFN). A woman is eligible to apply for an MMMF grant if she meets ALL the following criteria: Eligibility criteria are also available on the MMMF website: www.mmmf-grants.org.    2.  USC Day at the LA County Fair Friday, September 30th Come experience the huge Los Angeles Country Fair with USC RecSports. For $5 you will get free transportation, fair admission, games, a parade, as well as a American country music concert.  This is a big part of American culture but also an incredibly fun way to spend a day off-campus. Buses will begin leaving UPC and HSC between 2-4pm with return approximately 10 pm. County Fair info: http://www.lacountyfair.com/2011/ Please register online at www.usc.edu/recsports                            3. Apply to be the VOICE of USC!                                                     Orientation Programs is looking for undergraduate students to serve as Orientation Advisors! OAs possess great communication and leadership skills, enjoy being part of an elite team, and look forward to expanding their skills and experiences. There is a $3,000 pre-tax stipend for all Orientation Advisors. Additionally, on-campus housing and meals on Orientation session days are provided during the summer program. The job of an Orientation Advisor is both challenging and rewarding, providing an amazing experience and an unforgettable summer! To learn more, please "like" us at www.facebook.com/2011OA. There, past OAs post testimonials and answer your questions. You may also directly access the online application and job description at www.usc.edu/orientation. Finally, we encourage you to demonstrate your interest by attending one of the three upcoming information sessions to meet our Orientation Coordinators, learn more about the position and application process, and ask your questions. All applications are due Friday, October 7 by 5 p.m. Information Sessions: Tuesday, September 20; 6 – 7 p.m. in ZHS 352 Wednesday, September 28; 6 – 7 p.m. in THH 212 Tuesday, October 4; 6 – 7 p.m. in ZHS 352   4.  Join CaribbeanSC or AfricaSC! Two national student groups at USC would love for you to be a part of their group. You can join if you are from a country in that region or if you have an interest in learning about their cultures and countries and especially if you would like to meet new people and have fun! Contact information: CaribbeanSC: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=173361051870 caribsc@gmail.com or http://caribsc.webs.com/   AfricaSC: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203824566348369/   Tokunbo Kujore at 240.421.5117 or Kujore@usc.edu.   5.  LGBT Peer Mentoring Program Are you interested in discovering new aspects of who you are, finding connection and community, and moving forward on your personal goals? The USC Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) Resource Center's Peer Mentoring Program is your ticket to success in all of these areas! Our mission is to help students develop a positive LGBT identity while successfully adapting to life at USC. College can be overwhelming at times, whether you are a freshman or graduate student. Peer mentors are here to support you in a safe, caring, one-on-one relationship while you work on your personal, social, academic, career, and lifestyle goals. Our peer mentors represent a wide variety of majors and personal backgrounds. What our mentors all have in common is that they have comfortably integrated their sexual and gender identity into all facets of their student and community activities and roles. Mentors are here to help you explore your personal interests, take advantage of campus resources, and find your own sense of community. International students can apply to be a mentee in order to learn more about: • Setting and achieving personally meaningful goals. • Exploring your multiple identities (e.g. gender, cultural, religious, etc.). • Finding a comfortable place in the community (e.g. USC, Los Angeles, etc.). • Discovering your purpose in life (e.g. your career path). • Developing mature relationships (e.g. friends, dating, accessing faculty, etc.) • Creating a balanced lifestyle (e.g. work, rest, and play time!) International students can also apply to be a mentor in order to: • Develop rapport with your mentee. • Help your mentee to create specific personal goals. • Establish boundaries for the mentoring relationship. • Plan specific activities that meet the needs of your mentee and his/her goals. • Connect your mentee to USC and local Los Angeles resources. • Have fun together and learn as much from your mentee as s/he learns from you! To apply, fill out a mentee or mentor application via the following link: http://sait.usc.edu/lgbt/mentoring/index.html AND email it to mypeermentor@gmail.com.     We are happy to bring you the current issue of the International Update (IU), a weekly e-newsletter for international students at USC.  We use this newsletter to keep you better informed of programs and activities of interest to international students, to update the international student population on changes to immigration and visa requirements and to highlight the various events at USC. Contact Information: International Update (IU) Office of International Services University of Southern California 3601 Trousdale Pkwy, Student Union 300 Los Angeles, CA 90089-0899 Tel: (213)740-2666  Fax: (213)740-5194 Please DO NOT reply to this email.  All OIS and immigration related questions should be directed to ois@usc.edu.

 

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Date: Sep 26, 2011 9:45 AM
Subject: DailyLit News: Banned Books Week
To: <>

DailyLit News: Banned Books Week Contents Note from the Founder Vote for Your Favorite Banned Book Creative Challenge: School Jitters Back to School Video Courses Note from the Founder It's Banned Books Week so we're celebrating books that have been banned through the ages. From Alice in Wonderland to The Bible, I'm always amazed at which books have been banned. So I figure what better way to celebrate the week than by picking up (or in DailyLit's case, signing up for) a book that's been banned. Anyone up for it? Let's all band together against banning books! Cheers, -Susan Susan Danziger Founder and CEO, DailyLit sdanziger@dailylit.com Twitter:@susandanziger, @dailylit Vote for Your Favorite Banned Book Which is your favorite banned book? You can vote here for one of these in DailyLit's library or any others that may have been banned: -Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species (a classic) -Henry David Thoreau's On the Duty of Civil Obedience (get inspired) -Harriet Beecher Stowe's Uncle Tom's Cabin (learn first hand why it's controversial) -Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland (I can't believe that was banned) -And then there's The Bible (need I say more). We've created a special category on DailyLit of Banned Books where you can find other possible entries. So, what's your favorite banned book? You can vote here now. Creative Challenge: School Jitters Now that our kids have settled into school, we can all breathe a sigh of relief. But before we forget those first day jitters, I thought it would be fun to ask about your own first days of school. So in one sentence, describe a scene or memory from that time. Recall how you felt here. Highlight: Back to School Video Courses With back to school time, I thought I'd feature DailyLit's expanded library of Khan Academy Video Courses. My kids have used them for basic math, and I've watched ones on the French Revolution and biology (I admit, I've stayed away from ones on differential equations and organic chemistry). You can find the entire DailyLit library of video courses here, including ones on investing, probability and even brain teasers. Why should kids have all the fun. Stop receiving DailyLit news.

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Date: Thu, Sep 22, 2011 at 9:59 AM
Subject: Having a blast!
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Friend, The sound of the shofar is a call to action, and tradition has it that on Rosh Hashanah we hear its blast 100 times. As we celebrate our Centennial, that number is even more meaningful! Take a moment to enjoy this short video, featuring kids from our community. (Hint: It's a real blast!) Please watch it now - and then share it with your friends and family: http://www.jewishla.org/shofarvideo Thanks for your support of The Jewish Federation, during the High Holidays and throughout the year, which allows us to ensure the Jewish future. We wish you a sweet, healthy and prosperous New Year! L'Shana Tovah, Jay Sanderson President The Jewish Federation of Greater Los Angeles      This email was sent to: To unsubscribe, go to: http://impact.jewishla.org/unsubscribe

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Fwd: Pet Health Matters: Celebrate Pet Health Insurance Month with Nala

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From: "ASPCA Pet Health Insurance" <ASPCAPetInsurance@reply.aspcapetinsurance.com>
Date: Sep 14, 2011 10:31 AM
Subject: Pet Health Matters: Celebrate Pet Health Insurance Month with Nala
To: <danatong34@gmail.com>

Customer Service  |   Member Center  |   Tell a Friend  |   Claim Form  |   Share Your Story  |   Pet Health Library  |   Contact Us September 2011 Dear Cheng Yee, September is Pet Health Insurance Month! We'd like to celebrate by sharing three unusual claim stories. They're a good reminder of why it's so important to protect our furry and sometimes accident-prone friends. We also have some ideas to mark this month, as well as a few tips on visiting veterinary specialists. Member's Tool Box » Member Center » Download Claim Form » Tell a Friend » Share Your Story » Pet Health Library » Contact Us Unusual Pet Claim Stories   Every pet is unique, and so are these stories.* We're happy that we were able to help these pets through these odd incidents. Knock on the Noggin Fitzgerald, a spunky Maltese, loved chasing squirrels. That is until the day they got the upper hand. They knocked an avocado out of a tree, which landed square on Fitzgerald's head! 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Remember, if your pet ever has a run in with an avocado or jumps into trouble, we'll be there to help with the veterinary bills. Don't miss more stories on our blog about an olive pit eating Yorkie and more.   Celebrate Pet Health Insurance Month Pet Health Insurance Month is about celebrating the bond we have with our pets and the importance of protecting them. Here are a few ideas to mark this month. Spread the Word Let other pet parents know how pet insurance can help them. You can tell your friends easily right from our website. Schedule a Check-Up If your pet hasn't had a yearly physical, set one up with your veterinarian. Routine visits can help prevent future health issues. Show Some Extra Love Take a step back from your busy day to spend a little more time playing or cuddling with your pet. It'll be time you can both enjoy! Need a Specialist? Our August newsletter had advice on emergency care for your pet. Your pet is also covered for specialists – from dermatologists to cardiologists – as long as they're licensed veterinarians treating covered conditions. Here are a few tips: If you're not sure what kind of specialist might be helpful, your regular veterinarian can be a good resource. Make sure the specialist reviews your pet's medical records and understands the history. Don't hesitate to talk to your veterinarian if you have questions about the specialist's treatment plan. Keep in mind that we don't require a referral to see a specialist. If you need help finding one, try our Veterinary Locator. You can also learn more about specialists for dogs or for cats at the ASPCA's website. Rockin' and Running with Team ASPCA We're ready to run with Team ASPCA in the Dodge Rock 'n' Roll Los Angeles Half Marathon on October 30! Team ASPCA is the ASPCA's national endurance training and fundraising program that helps build awareness through events across the country. The Hartville Group, Inc., which provides ASPCA Pet Health Insurance through its subsidiary Petsmarketing Insurance.com Agency, Inc., is organizing a team to run in the Los Angeles half marathon and raise money for the ASPCA. The ASPCA has set a $1 million fundraising goal for this event, and as their strategic partner, we're committed to running our hearts out to help reach it! See how you can join in the fun and help our friends at the ASPCA by sponsoring our runners. Also check our blog for updates! For more information about Team ASPCA, visit www.teamaspca.org. Pet Speak: A Customer's Story*   When Leanne, our beautiful Shih Tzu, started limping, I took her to our veterinarian who referred Leanne to a specialist. Finally, she was diagnosed with a broken femur bone. Ouch! Luckily, she's now recovering well. ASCPA Pet Health Insurance really came through covering a large part of her treatment, including the specialist visit. I was also thankful for the compassion, sincerity, and honesty of the representative who helped us with our claim. — Lisa L., Chapel Hill, N.C. Share your story! Conditions discussed in this e-newsletter are not necessarily covered by every ASPCA Pet Health Insurance plan. Please review your individual policy for specifics by visiting the Member Center online at www.aspcapetinsurance.com or call our customer service line at 1-866-204-6764. This newsletter is not intended to provide advice on individual pet health or behavioral matters or to substitute for consultation with a veterinary doctor. *While the above testimonial may include examples of recent claim payouts, reimbursement is subject to the terms and conditions of your plan. Identifying information has been changed. This is not a complete description of all coverage terms, conditions, exclusions and limitations. Your plan will have a full description of the scope and limitations of coverage. 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Marshmallow Shooter | Gift Shop | SkyMall

Shoot this at Pandora!

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Batmanning is a Christian Bale stunt with an Adam West flavour | Culture | The Guardian

Batmanning is a Christian Bale stunt with an Adam West flavour | Culture | The Guardian:

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Fin

Please please please strap a fin to pandora.

Reliable Honest Mechanic!

Viddler.com - New Water Bowl - Uploaded by cheezburger

Viddler.com - New Water Bowl - Uploaded by cheezburger:

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Unbelievable Slow Motion Pouncing Cat - YouTube

Unbelievable Slow Motion Pouncing Cat - YouTube:

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RCA student radically improves the UK plug | NEWS

RCA student radically improves the UK plug | NEWS:

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Child Vs Adult Whooping Cough Video – 5min.com

I'm totally obsessed with the idea that I have whooping cough. Endless paranoia! Argh!

Child Vs Adult Whooping Cough Video – 5min.com:

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Louise Ave | BlockShopper Los Angeles

http://losangeles.blockshopper.com/cities/arcadia/streets/louise.ave

350 North CAROLWOOD Dr, Los Angeles, CA 90077 | MLS# 11-540771

SOOOO ridiculous.

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Pesticides in food linked to ADHD in kids - Health - Children's health - msnbc.com

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Best of the Week - Loldogs, Dogs 'n' Puppy Dog Pictures - I Has A Hotdog!

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Basket of something

Check out this lovely piece of hideousness that I've somehow managed to overlook till now in the all-pink bathroom. Which I also just discovered has glittery wallpaper!

Gawker

http://m.gawker.com/5839088/get-ready-for-one-of-the-worst-allergy-seasons-yet

You HAVE to take their advice.

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Paleofuture - Paleofuture Blog - Marriage 100 Years From Now (1933)

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Bizarre Sex Education Posters from the Early 20th Century | Environmental Graffiti

Bizarre Sex Education Posters from the Early 20th Century | Environmental Graffiti:

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BBC - Learning Zone Class Clips - Princess Elizabeth Visits Liverpool and Manchester, 1949 - History Video

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Today: Moose sleeps off hangover in Sweden - Bing Videos

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Typhoid Mary - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Pet Insurance for Dogs & Cats from ASPCA Pet Health Insurance

Remember to get pet insurance for Pandora!

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You Disappoint Me - Go Cry Emo Kid - Emo Lols, Hipster Haters, and Scene Kid Confessions

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This Explains the Rise in Health Center Visits - The Art of Trolling: Yahoo Answers, Chatroullette, Omegle

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Where was Ruari?ルアリはどこにいましたか？ - YouTube

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I thought those black patches were censory/modesty squares.

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Yay!

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PARENTING - Historic LOL - Captioned Portraits of Yore

I approve.

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Jive Talk: Can You Dig It? - Historic LOL - Captioned Portraits of Yore

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The Flappers’ Dictionary: It’s The Cat’s Pajamas

http://history.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/04/13/funny-pictures-history-the-flappers-dictionary/

Hats Through History - Historic LOL - Captioned Portraits of Yore

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Grammar Nazis: No Fun At All - Historic LOL - Captioned Portraits of Yore

I wanna know what the true context of this pic was. 

http://history.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/09/07/funny-pictures-history-grammar-nazis/

Bartz ousted as Yahoo chief executive - FT.com

Wow that is a singularly unflattering shot.

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I found this necklace at Macy's today. Aaaaaaaaahhh Chomsky's everywhere!

Fwd: Crime Alert

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "DPS Notification" <DPSnotification@caps.usc.edu>
Date: Sep 5, 2011 1:48 PM
Subject: Crime Alert
To: "dps-l@usc.edu" <dps-l@usc.edu>

University of Southern California
PUBLIC SAFETY

CRIME ALERT
2011-014


The University of Southern California Department of Public Safety is providing this notice of a criminal incident that occurred in our community in order to provide information that may help in avoiding a similar crime or provide information to solve this crime.

Assault with Deadly Weapon

DATE & TIME OF OCCURRENCE: September 4, 2011 at approximately 2:11 AM

LOCATION:  1200 Block of West 37th Place.  (Off Campus)

REPORTED OFFENSE:
Complainant reported an unknown person attending the party brandished a firearm during the party after  a dispute occurred. The unknown person fired one shot, concluding the dispute.  The bullet struck one victim in the hand and another victim in the chest.  After firing the shot, the unknown person fled from the location.

SUSPECT DESCRIPTION (provided by complainant):
Suspect: Described by witnesses as an African American Male, 6' 3", 180 lbs., approximately 19-23 years old with protruding front teeth. The suspect was last seen wearing a blue baseball cap, no shirt and dark pants.  He also is described as having script writing on his chest area, shoulder to shoulder, with a cross and unknown tattoos on both biceps.

SUSPECT VEHICLE:  None seen.

Anyone with information regarding this crime, please contact Southwest Detectives Darren Ehrenburg or Robert Rand at (323) 290-2975.  During non-business hours or on weekends, please call 1-877-LAPD-24-7 (1-877-527-3247).  If you wish to remain anonymous, call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (1-800-222-8477). 

TAKE A STAND AGAINST VIOLENCE

. If you decide to have a party in your home or apartment consider not having it open to the public.
. When you host a party, lock your valuables in a room not accessible to the guest of the party.  Jewelry and small electronic items are easily concealed and popular targets in a party setting.
. When you do not recognize someone, ask him or her to leave. You can contact DPS by phone or use TC4T (text to 274637, TC4T and your message).  TipSubmit is an App available for smart phones (Androids or IPhones) that makes submitting your information very easy and allows you to send a picture also.    
. If you observe a crime in progress, STAY CALM AND CALL DPS (213)740-4321.  
. BE A GOOD WITNESS.  Describe exactly what you observed with as many details as possible.  Give complete descriptions such as sex, race, age, height, weight, hair color, clothing, tattoos, or scars.  Try to get the license plate if a vehicle is involved.
. You are also able to Report Crime ANONYMOUSLY via TipSubmit, a smart phone App, or text to 27467: TC4T and your message.

UNIVERSITY PARK CAMPUS
PUBLIC SAFETY - EMERGENCY       (213) 740-4321
Public Safety - Non-Emergency. (213)740-6000
USC Campus Cruiser....... (213)740-4911
Webpage.......http://capsnet.usc.edu/dps
PHONE NUMBERS
LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT
EMERGENCY       9-1-1
HEALTH SCIENCES CAMPUS
PUBLIC SAFETY - EMERGENCY.(323)442-1000
Public Safety - Non-Emergency...323)442-1200
USC Campus Cruiser....... (323)442-2100
Webpage...      http://capsnet.usc.edu/dps